HELP ME MINIMISE THE DAMAGING EFFECTS OF A WHITE TOP

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I am both porky and top heavy

I have to wear a white top to a hen night - not optional.

So I have bought a white v neck tshirt - now I need to fnd something that will go with dark blue fadey jeans and a white top that will calm the effect of white on flab.

Over to you!

Please

Does it have to be a t-shirt? wouldn't a linen top that is sort of fitted, or a loose floaty top be better?

fake tan

lots of make up nice hair and necklace

A wrap?

agree white v neck t shirt bad on almost anyone

except daniel craig

A big wig will distract the eye.

did i have this convo with you the other day?

Daniel Craig in a white t - shirt? where?(drool)

What about a white jacket instead of the t-shirt?

Well, the idea isa that she is going put a transfer on everyone (hen night related)

So I REALLY did not want to spend much as I am on benefits and have very little money for my own clothes as it is. And the t shirt is kind of fitted, not just baggy duvet cover.

Yes you did, MMJ, but then I found out about the transfers and rebelled, and decided I am not buying a nice top for it to get ruined, so I bought the t shirt.

What about just keeping my jacket on?

Thank you, by the way, especially MMJ who has already put considerable effort in only to be ignored (sorry_)

Does it have to be a top? cant you get a white tunic or dress for over your jeans, Sainsburys have some in the sale right now they also have long(over the bum) white vest top things in the sale to.