Henley Royal - Fatuous and superficial clothes question thread

[MrsBadger]

[Disclaimer: Normally Henley doesn't fox me at all as usually

1. I am not hugely pregnant
2. We picnic on the towpath where no-one give a toss about dress codes
3. It's sunny, or at least predictably dry]

However this year none of the above apply:

• I am the size and shape of a walrus
• We have tags (meaning blazer and tie for DH, skirt below the knee for me)
• In all likelihood it's going to tip down and turn into a Glasto-style mudbath.

I have:

• one beige linen dress (which may not fit by Saturday) and one brown chiffon one.
• wraps in black, various browns and brown/cream patterned but nothing else that is smart, warm and goes round me.
• Drak green Hunter-a-likes, delicate bronze kitten heels, brown beaded flipflops and black beach flipflops.
• brown, beige and black bags

Any clues?
Anyone?

oh come on

should I dash out and buy a dark green bag and wrap to match the wellies?