Do you like this dress? For a festival end of july...

[tiredemma]

dress

bearing in mind that im 5'0".

And also bear in mind that I will have hit my taget weight by then (hopefully!) so will want to show my pins off!

[ThomCat]

loud festi dress??????

[GeraldSlobodandeVille]

wot do you want me for
am a bad rebrand

[ThomCat]

grungy fasti dress

[CountessDracula]

help on dresses

Girls may I introduce my friend Gerald
A homeless posh vivisectionist war criminal mate of mine

[CountessDracula]

what does donkey mean?

[GeraldSlobodandeVille]

oh i dont do clothing liek this

[brimfull]

colour of donkey ?

[CountessDracula]

well donkeys can be grey or brown
so that is a stupid name for a colour
like calling something horse coloured
horses can be all colours

[GeraldSlobodandeVille]

THINK YOUD BE BETTER OFF IN A SOUWESTER

[CountessDracula]

(well not purple or green or any silly colours obv)

[CountessDracula]

gerald has a point

[ThomCat]

Right - do the shorts and vest top with wellies - it's such a good look at a festival. All the old bints on MN will scream at me for that, ignore them, they know nothihg and I'm super cool fastival club type!!!!! Then take hat, shades and kagool. Sorted. Don't listen to anyone else, you can only hear my voice.

[Tortington]

www.gypsyrose.com/

[tiredemma]

Im only listening to TC- she is clearly the only qualified one here

Gerald- a souwester? really?
CD- this is your friend ? I thought you moved in better circles thatn that.

seriously though- thanks everyone- especially for being so blunt. I really did not want to look like a prick.

[ThomCat]

Sweet jesus!
Yeah get one of GP's 'rock blankets' and chuck that round yer shoulder - LOVELY!

[CountessDracula]

pmsl

sorry about gerald

I agree with tc

[tiredemma]

Thanks custy- but its not a hippy festival, I wont be coming home smelling of jossticks etc- or purchasing dresses made from 'hemp'- whatever that is

[ThomCat]

sexy shorts, little vest top and wellies. All the sensible cool girls at festis wear wellies.

[ThomCat]

Hemp is weed (as in ganja) mad into sacking!

[Tortington]

rock festival

try t-shirt hell dot com. and sparkly thong.

[tiredemma]

am doing tc!- will look uber cool ( hopefully)

just need to shift these last few pounds or will look like cilla battersby on holiday.

[tiredemma]

not rock custy, dance.

sparkly thong? My body wont appreciate sparkly thong.

[tiredemma]

not rock custy, dance.

sparkly thong? My body wont appreciate sparkly thong.

[ThomCat]

btw - which festival is it - big chill? Bestival?

[tiredemma]

Global Gathering.

Have been every year except last year.