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CALLING ALL IN THE 'BIG KNOCKERS CLUB' - or all those who have small knockers and would like a laugh and a reason to appreciate having small pert ones!

31 replies

MrsSpoon · 21/06/2007 13:01

What do we think of this ?

ROFL!!!

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CountessDracula · 21/06/2007 13:02

oh...my....god

pmsl¬!!!

bobsmum · 21/06/2007 13:02

LOL! I'd be better off with a couple of dd's scrunchies!!

Must've been invented by a man!

SugaryBits · 21/06/2007 13:02

LOL, as if!

tiredemma · 21/06/2007 13:02

blimy!

what on earth are they supposed to do?

wishingfourgotone · 21/06/2007 13:03

ok iv large breasts at 34G but dont see point of that!

OrmIrian · 21/06/2007 13:03

Do you think they do them with tassles?

HuwEdwards · 21/06/2007 13:03

ROFL!!!!!!!

They look like torpedoes about to be lauched

am almost glad of my AA (well not really)

MamaMaiasaura · 21/06/2007 13:03

PMSL that so wouldnt work!! mine sag too much

lol..

talcy0 · 21/06/2007 13:04

i don't understand...how that work???!

TigerFeetFormerlyCheesyFeet · 21/06/2007 13:04

Good lord!

If I wore those I would have perfectly rounded breasts somewhere around the midriff area

Am in need of back and shoulder support for these hooters. They do them in my size though!

Charleesunnysunsun · 21/06/2007 13:05

PMSL

Is i wore that i would endanged unsuspecting pedestrions with the amout of bouncing mine do!

snurk

foxinsocks · 21/06/2007 13:05

omg

they look like those teacakes - you know marshmallows dipped in chocolate

they are just basically nipple warmers aren't they - can't see how it would give you any firmness!

MrsSpoon · 21/06/2007 13:07

Even on the model they are swinging a bit low.

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DumbledoresGirl · 21/06/2007 13:07

They look more like an instrument of torture. I have seen something similar for men in the S&M department of sex shops.

MrsSpoon · 21/06/2007 13:08

You will have to wait 'till October if you want them in black DG.

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hotcrossbunny · 21/06/2007 13:10

No way! How?....

DumbledoresGirl · 21/06/2007 13:10

Oi! What are you insinuating?!

MrsSpoon · 21/06/2007 13:32

Oooops, thought you wanted them DG!

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bobsmum · 21/06/2007 13:35

foxinsocks:

tunnocks tea cakes

CatIsSleepy · 21/06/2007 13:39

do they do nice woolly ones for winter too?

nappyaddict · 21/06/2007 14:32

hijack

bobsmum · 21/06/2007 16:02

Hi Nappyaddict! It was long enough to make me go to the GP and ask if it was meant to happen. It was last year some time now, so I'm guessing. Maybe as much as 4/5 months altogether before I started getting regular and incredibly light painfree periods.

Flamesparrow · 21/06/2007 16:11

lmao!!!!

MrsSpoon · 21/06/2007 21:54

A bump for Cod (if she is around), I would love to hear her take on these ... I wonder if she has a set?

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ForCodandUlster · 21/06/2007 21:55

HOW does that worK?????