dh has got bright red sunburn on his big slaphead forehead, and thinks that it will be a GOOD idea to ...

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use some tinted moisturiser to camouflage it! one of the self tanning types.

shall i encourage him and then say 'oh dear, i never thought you'd go THAT colour!' ?

oh yes. tell him to put it on nice and thickly "or it won't work....". let us know how he gets on

yes....also don't remind him to wash his hands after using it

no! tell him to put a wet flannel on it

yes do it i dare you

Go for it but practice keeping a straight face in the mirror first

it would be a bit cruel - particulalry as it's meant for body, not face & he has VERY sensitive skin (ah bless). i'd like to say he deserves it, but he put on factor 50!
(i try so hard not to laugh when i tell people that)