Name changed as totally outing myself....
Wedding on Sat (evening do only) and I have nothing to wear. I have a few dresses but have put on half a stone and can’t do them up.
I’ve had a rubbish time lately and I just want to feel good in something.
I went to phase eight today (usually one of my staples) and the assistant was super helpful and I tried on everything in the shop and these were the best of a bad bunch.....
The trousers and top are unflattering I think but quite versatile. The petrol dress is probably the best of a bad bunch as the neckline is good for my humongous tits, but it hangs funny and from the side looks like a maternity dress.
The purple dress in my view looks awful from the back and the neckline is too high for me...
Help ladies. Any suggestions for my shape?