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[Malaleche]

I mean WTF? Has the world gone mad? I would rather go naked than wear a nylon smocky thing in a garish 70's print. Where can i find decent grown-up clothes this year?[sob]

I have been pregnant three times. I do not wish to look pregnant again when I am not. Therefore I am saving lots of money this summer by not buying any clothes (except my lovely maxi dress of course which is still hiding in my wardrobe waiting for an opportunity for me to say casually, oh that old thing I've had it for ages, since the, um, Seventies in fact).
Totally agree about all those prints as well - I liked at first but am so over them now without even having bought any.