Up to 12% off from Johnnie Boden? What kind of offer is that?

[Kathyis6incheshigh]

I ask you.

well you are only small so you wont need much discount

I have an offer of 15% off if I spend over £150.

A very generous one, I'll have you know

So does Johnnie have a special computer programme which works out how easily bought each one of us is?

Yes

I know all.

I know who buys HotchPotch tops.
I know whose kids get through three pairs of pull-ons a year.
I know who always orders a 12 and a 14 in the hopes that the 12 will fit... but always keeps the 14.

[laughs evilly]

Never mind all that, the crocodile T-shirt I was planning to buy DS1 as a special summer clothing treat is sold out in 9-10! aaaarghh no point in gettign 7-8 he has been wearing that size for the last 2 years anyway (he's almost 8)

Will they get more in Johnny? (seeing as you know everything, like)

Um, the signs are not clear on that one.

Probably not, because I'm evil.

lol at ajohnny being ona a thread

I am a longtime lurker - how else do you think I do my market research?

But what about all the threads about hating Boden? Surely if you took what MNers say about your clothes seriously you would just give up and shut up shop.

hmm
i wish youd balrdy just make your prices less and bing hte stoppid offers

Wel, You can't spell your own name Johnnie (Johnny????)

I'm incognito

Oh, I see