whilst idly flicking through the boden catalogue at breakfast...

[Tutter]

(browsing only i hasten to add - they don't cater for the beached whale maternity laydee) (and anyway, experience has taught me i am just not meant to be a boden wearer)

i thought to myself

1. those 'sexy platforms' look lovely, but surely they've airbrushed her little toe - looks like it should be sticking out at an uncomfortable angle

and 2) that nathalie's a bit of a minger isn't she

I'm really REALLY hurt by that.

Actally, just had a look and while not a minger, per se, I do take your point.

Which is fine, because I am really Caroline. The very glammy healthy sunkissed permanently bloody laughing, Caroline. Honest.

check out pages 29 and 43

minger

ok i admit i may be projecting my 12 stone 7 and a half pounds (sigh) of pregnant tutterdom onto her

you got me

i ahegt he sexy platfoms tutty pants

Completely off subject here, but do you wonder why they advertise trips to look at the Normandy Landings here? What is it about Style that made them think we were a target audience?

Struck me Boden models do not have partic'ly photogenic feet. V bad airbrushing on that photo.

Nice shoes. Also like the wedges and cork wedges they have. But not enough to pay full price.

are they lovely cod?

does your toe stick through that bit?

very
ncie ly padded
haevnt worn yet

My last job put me off Boden. All the flat chested military wives called Caroline and Fiona wearing Flippy Skirts and Sassy Cardigans and Sexy Sandals with their Alice bands and pearls.

No thanks. (Tits too big for Boden anyhow.)