What do you wear on the beach in the UK?

[EnidTheInvisible]

If you spend the day at the beach, what do you wear?

they were all quite casual

millions of kids

dh posited the idea of a cult

assuming it is hot enough, a bikini

or were they plymouth brethren?

no headscarves

strappy top/tankini top, shirt or hoody over the top, and combat style trousers where the legs can either be rolled up or zipped up to make shorts depending on the temperature. Not amazing sartorial elegance, but practical!

so only one father, lots of mummies and lots of children (or only one mother slightly less exciting)
very cultish

i think only one mother, no sorry 2

11 kdis

that's some hard work there
did he fix you with his beady eye Enid and try to get you to move over to his party?

dh and I had deep discussion about WHY it looked weird

me playing devils advocate saying why shouldnt he wear a suit, it is just clothes, why do we think it is weird

ended with him saying 'oh piss off enid it jsut is'

did he rush over grab your hand and chout 'you're my wife now enid'

was he tom cruise?
i could see him in a suit at the beach
a power statement i think

hahahaha DT
that's waht DH says to me

a tent

Was he the coach driver?

a coat

new gorgeous halter neck tankini top and bottoms, with either black sarong for walking to tea hut etc or cambat shorts - or a fab black dress I have whcih just goes on top and looks great and dries incredibly fast if you paddle. With wrap over cardi or hoodie for those stiff sea breezes.

In cornwall there are family beaches where i feel slim and goddessy and will wear a tankini - and young dudey surfer beaches, where I feel old and saggy and ugly and wear a burkah.

In scarborough, it doesn't matter what you wear because you still look 1000 per cent better than any of the other women on the beach who are invariably generously built, boiled pink and wearing cheap and nasty-looking versions of Not Quite nough clothing.

Enid, had the suit man et famille come straight from church?