So the choice is between a sort of bawdy wench style
or
more pirate lady traditionelle
This decision is VERY important.
The outfit is for our village fete (theme this year: Pirates...obviously).
I am wife of the chair of the village fete committee.
I HAVE to win best dressed female (or bring shame upon my family).
The wife of the chair usually wins but has to ..you know...be showing to have made an effort.
If I win I get my photo in the local newspaper.
I have to make my outfit (shop bought is not acceptable...I would be shunned).
My boobs are in a moderately acceptable state so could be pushed up for the wench look....but mustn't look like I'm a slag...I am treasurer of the village toddler group and there are standards you know.
MN decides.(Will tally up votes before desperate housewives).