because he bought himself a pair of trousers from Banana Republic in the states (think upmarekte Gap) and they are vile.
Brown, 'relaxed fit', which means they are BAGGY, with POCKEST ON THE ARSE that make his lovely shape look all horrid and wrong
Trouble is, he is crap at 'smart casual'. He looks fabby in a suit, or in jeans and a band t-shirt, but hasnt got the inbetween bit right.
HELP!