Please tell me you are joking, Zara!?

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www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5524397/Fashion-bloggers-wild-40-Zara-mules.html

When my 6yo draws shoes, that's what they look like.

Ermmmmm
When one of the beads fall off they'd look even more ridiculous (if that was even possible)

I'd remove the pearls and glue on jingle bells

I like them

I'm sure the Daily Fail get money if they start a stampede for c**p. They often start it for Boots' face creams that turn out to be run of the mill stuff. 🙁. Don't be drawn in!

Nasty

Omg ZARA - I know it's been a while but I think we need a bit of a break. I'm seeing someone else now anyway called Warehouse- they've upped their game this season.