Where can I get a Grey boyfriend for the spring ?

[Chicinwellies]

That isn’t going to cost the earth, and doesn’t have cheap popper or rubbish buttons that ruin it.

Boyfriend?

You need to look up north where there hasn’t been much sunshine.

Or try the undead.

DP is looking a bit sorry for himself at the moment. I'll send him to you.

Raincoat?

Boyfriend cardigan ?

Try woolovers?

Is John Major single?

This just made me snort coffee.

Are you after one of those silver foxes? With a man bun?

Haha this has cheered me up.

Not much sun recently though, a grey one in cold miserable January should be fairly easy to find

This particular one is sold out but is it along the right lines? Are you thinking for a particular occasion or just for everyday and around the house?

Silver foxes are for all year round, OP, not just the spring.

If you get an ordinary one and keep him long enough he will eventually turn grey.

One of the best thread titles I’ve seen for a while.

(But if it’s an item of clothing, try Gap).

I assumed that you wanted Christian Grey boyfriend for a bit of light bondage and whipping

The morgue?

Come to Scotland. Everything is grey up here right now.

Best typo ever...remember a grey boyfriend is for life not just for spring

Old people's home?

An accessory too far OP.

ohhhhh. Are you an ex ‘UKIP babe’?

This thread has really cheered me up!

Try advertising in the Wanted columns?
Not sure if I'd want one to be honest, bit dreary for me.

I have a grey boyfriend who doesn't have any poppers or buttons is he faulty? Should I send him back? I'm quite fond of him.

A Dorian type will look good FOREVER

My husbands buttons ruin him, sadly

I'm sorry, I couldn't resist