are those smocky-top things a no-no unless..

[thirtysomething]

you've got a totally flat tum and skinny legs? I'm short, plump-ish and big breasted but I would so like to be able to wear one! I do have a flatt-ish tum though (my only vague asset) but am thinking people would just keep asking when the baby was due if I wore one? Who are they actually meant for?

Not trying at the moment...still on the pill...just getting very broody but DH doesn't want another one just yet I've still got the baby weight from DS to shift yet as well....

Does MrsB keep files with pictures of everyone?

Am I meant to be asking her to file away the ones from the black tie stress?

beansprout - lol

did you just think "ahh, what the heck, they all think i am anyway..."

NQC no I emailed MrsB with a photo of me

She has been so helpful to me and I thought it was simpler than trying to describe my peculiar body shape all the time

no need NQC, I know just what you look like

I thought you were flummoxed by the 'pear shaped but wears t-back things happily' thing?