alarm bells are ringing in DP's head...

[EmilyandLola]

I'm a young Mummy, but def not a Yummy Mummy.
All i wear is Tesco's clothes, and I look like a complete fat frump...

Would you like mockery, help, or a teatowel to muffle the alarm bells?

All are availavble in the MN Style Shop...

oi

I ahev,loads of Tescos clothes.

I am neither fat or frumpy.

Is your problem your weight or the clothes?

what makes you think that alarm bells are ringing for him?