Took DD to Gullivers Kingdom yesterday and she was playing in the ball pit and left her crocs on the steps along with all the other kids shoes.
Some girl came out of the ball pit and stood at the top of the steps and weeed herself. All this wee came running down the steps and loads splashed into DD's shoes. But at least they're very washable!
Classic moment with my DD standing there shouting at the top of her voice "Who's weed in my shoes?"