For when you want to look as though you have just popped out mid hair appointment

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?!

Cripes, that's awful.

I'm imagining it to be open at the back.

[Hmm]

This screams 1980's maternity wear.

or even

Hahahahaha😂😂. That's all I have to say.

Does the model need a dog collar? Is JLewis getting into female clergy wear?

I thought it was pretty special probably won’t be the dress I pick for the Xmas party!

I think John Lewis and Marks are doing a dare war, trying to compete over who can produce the most hideous outfits. I think it’s a tie between this and the pink dress...

Just...why?

No offence intended to the very smart female vicars I know. It sort of looks clergy crossed with choir boy. Shall I just keep digging this hole?

Not normally one for S&B...clicked on this in the sneaky hope it might be about people going shopping in curlers..

But OH MY FUCKING GOD MY EYES!!!

Its truly truly hideous....like someone put some cuffs on a burlap sack.

Who the fuck could even wear the fucking thing??

£89!!!

Odd just odd!!

Ninety. Quid. Nine zero.

And fuck me....£89??!!!
Bloody hell JL....you are taking the piss.

Love the idea of JL brand female vicar wear. (Though the ones I know of wouldn't be seen dead in a dress....never mind a smock!)

It looks a bit like those painting smocks we used to wear for art in primary school.

Except duller.

Hang on. With a belt nipping it in at the waist it could be kind of cool! If I lived near that shop I'd pop in and try it on and upload a photo. But I don't 😂😂

That’s the very essence of ‘Toast’ that is

And it’s not much different to that French site being linked to which has the most mad clothing on it I’ve ever seen

Agree very Toast...l.