Are these the best jeans ever, or am I on glue?

[SnackieChan]

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You are most definitely on glue

I liked this comment..

They look highly impractical, and the comments from elderly relatives just don’t bear thinking about

There's no jeans though. Just scrag ends of denim

Jeans should be unisex. Did they send a bloke onto the catwalk in those?

If they're unisex they wouldn't have to.

On a practical note, you'd just get caught on door handles or get your foot caught in the other leg.

Surely no one would buy them like this? You'd take some scissors to some old jeans, job done.

Well, that's my Christmas list sorted........

They are fab.

Obviously I jest.

My first though was it's satirical. Then realised it's not.

I think they would look better ironed

I don’t understand why anyone would put that on a model in order to improve anyone’s impression of their brand.

I feel like maybe she wandered in and it was a mistake? I hope that is the case because they are hideous

They're the best!

Surely no one would buy them like this? You'd take some scissors to some old jeans, job done.

Maybe its meant to be some sort of satirical comment on run-of-the-mill 'distressed' jeans, which get bought by idiotic youngsters

Cheryl Cole will buy some of those, guaranteed.

Nope.

I am not trying those on. There are limits, you know.....

Perfect school run wear
One up from the pj school run.

I love that porridge-grey body that chick is wearing.

Thing is, although I am really very easy going about the clothing I see on others, I would just burst out laughing if I saw someone wearing those.

You would need to absolutely worship fashion to wear those in public.