i've been going out with a girl

[hatwoman]

he-er name is Julie

while we were watching telly

god I feel old

(oh classic tune!)

Listen John I lurve you
but there's this bloke I fancy

I don;t want to two-time you

so it's the END of you and me

So I cried like a baby

lol

I was so upset that I cried

PMSL - is this a song
I thought it was a game!

hang on wasn't there somehting about Gordon next? Waiting for all-time favourite line

I CRIED ALL THE WAY TO THE CHIP SHOP

not quite right swizzler.

it was

i was so upset that i cried (as per my post)
all the wya to the chip shop

Yes, but you've missed out all the important stuff about Gordon! He doesn't cry till he realises he's been ditched for Gordon!

See:

I've been going out with a girl
Her name is Julie
But last night she said to me
when we were watching telly
(this is what she said)
She said listen John I love you
But there's this bloke I fancy
I dont want to two time you
So its the end for you and me
Who's this bloke I asked her
goooooordon she replied
Not THAT poof I said in dismay
yes but he's no poof she cried - he's more a man than you'll ever be

Here we go, two three four

I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop
When I came out there was Gordon standing at the bus stop
And guess who was with him
Yeah Julie- and they were both laughing at me
oh, she is cruel and heartless
to pack me for Gordan
Just cos he's better looking than me
just cos he's cool and trendy

but I know hes a moron, Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron, gordon is a moron

Yes, but you've missed out all the important stuff about Gordon! He doesn't cry till he realises he's been ditched for Gordon!

See:

I've been going out with a girl
Her name is Julie
But last night she said to me
when we were watching telly
(this is what she said)
She said listen John I love you
But there's this bloke I fancy
I dont want to two time you
So its the end for you and me
Who's this bloke I asked her
goooooordon she replied
Not THAT poof I said in dismay
yes but he's no poof she cried - he's more a man than you'll ever be

Here we go, two three four

I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop
When I came out there was Gordon standing at the bus stop
And guess who was with him
Yeah Julie- and they were both laughing at me
oh, she is cruel and heartless
to pack me for Gordan
Just cos he's better looking than me
just cos he's cool and trendy

but I know hes a moron, Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron, gordon is a moron

sorry got a bit carried away there

am singing to myself here so best go...

you're right. missed a bit out. but would have got there