I want nice legs!

[ProjectGainsborough]

I'm on holiday and keep seeing people with lovely, even toned gleaming legs.

My legs are a disaster zone: cellulite, my feet tan and my calves don't, I have weird bulbous veins ... the list goes on.

What can I do to have nice legs? I'm prepared to put some effort in here!

Funnily enough, I looked at my legs today (last day of holiday - typical) and they don't look so bad. So that's two weeks of sun, hiking along mountain roads to get to
the good beaches and lots of daily swimming.

They'll never be 10 feet long, but apparently they can improved.

Have also been sitting with my legs raised and it's made a difference to my knobbly veins, which are mostly in my feet. (Can veins in feet be varicose?)

Yes, nettle exactly! I have no boobs - I need something!!