I'm a bit stumped so I've got a challenge for you s&b mavens...
I like going out and looking elegant at least for the first hour but I no longer enjoy staggering about in pointy stilettos. There's nothing wrong with them of course, but I live in a village where socialising revolves around the local pubs and other peoples' houses, and I'm at an age where I feel a bit try hard with them on. and I like to get pissed so I need to get home as safely as possible whether that is by bike or on foot
So I want some fashionable evening shoes which will elongate my legs a bit and give me some extra height, but which aren't errr... heels 
I tend to wear skinny jeans and black leather trousers, so the dream shoes will have to go with them. Would heeled brogues make me look like a manly golfing iron?
Black, silver or grey only...