Ok, I think this dress will give me nightmares ...

[NotQuiteCockney]

Not for the faint of heart .

haha wtf?!

brave girl

oh no that looks like loads of loo paper hanging off

Good lord. It looks like she's had an argument with a bizarre curtain.

Vile, I know pale skin is in- but she looks awful and pasty.

It looks like someones going to come along and unveil her buttocks in a "I declare this building open" kind of way.

Yes, of course, because how pale she is is the problem. If she had a tan, then this would look perfectly fine?

A nice tan, some sensible undies, put it on a hot wash with a Colour Catcher so it comes up nice and white instead of the 'run-in-the-wash' grey and she'll look lovely.

Or maybe not.

Holy Feck

That's not a dress. Clearly, she was parachuting - naked, like you do - and got tangled up in the canopy.

It's like that one that Aisleyne from Big Brother had.

if she tightened up all the straps she'd be fine.

Don't these people have stylist?

It looks as though she got the dress stuck in her knickers after going to the loo.

I dunno, I think if you tightened up the straps, it would be worrisomely short, wouldn't it?

I mean, ok, I know that's normal in some circles, but still ...

You know that scene in the Little Mermaid where Ariel gets turned into a human and she is on the beach but arse naked and seagul tries to help her out......... perhpas that is where the inspiration for this piece of crap came from ???

That looks about as good as my effort at an easter bonnet

har! Maybe her dress melted.