I try to stay loyal to M&S, really I do, but this morning's trip made me really angry.
Things I could not buy for love nor money:
a plain cotton or cotton mix work dress with short sleeves
a cotton jacket, or mostly cotton jacket, for work, without a polybloodyester lining
a skirt for work that was in mostly natural fibres and wouldn't have looked like a rag after an hour
a t-shirt bra that wasn't padded to high heaven, had at some point been near a natural fibre and was in my size
Things that I could have bought, had I been mad enough to do so:
a brown dress that looks like something a flasher would wear in the park and would have come to my ankles here
a skirt made of tinfoil here
a strait jacket here
something that looks like a cross between Lady Macbeth, Mr Happy and Abigail's Party here
A lab coat here
My own personal circus tent here
Who the fuck designs these monstrosities? And who the fuck wears them?