Well maybe not quite that bad...
But DD not so subtly pointed out today that really it's TIME and now I'm a bit omg about what to do. Should I bleach it lighter? Or get some anti fuzz cream or similar?
Is this the start of a beard....oh god....I'm already plucking the little fuckers off my Chin every week or so 
The moustache consists of about 6/8 thick black hairs above my top lip on each side. I agree, I need to deal with it!