work in a primary school
have recently had two different children comment on two different items of clothing ' Oh my nan has got that...'
cue me going
and 
a typical day can involve climbing ladders, kneeling down a lot, using paint/playdough, sitting on very small chairs, reaching over children, meeting other adults in a professional capacity etc
can't show shoulders or cleavage
leggings are frowned on
must be layered because can be very hot then five minutes later very cold
have always worn [in the winter and spring] black trousers, black boots and various shirts and chunky cardigans.
am a bit depressed at thought it all being very dull and old looking.
am 5'11
size 20
quite norky