Spinoff - Things I will never ever wear, I swear

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Reading the other thread got me thinking, and I know that I will never wear:
Bleached jeans
velvet tops (looks like velour)
"embroidered" clothes, especially jeans
Puff padded jackets
Overpriced polyester lace dresses (net curtains!)

Dungarees
Brogues and loafers (I have big feet and skinny ankles so they do me no favours)
Anything with ruffles
Anything yellow (makes me look dead)

T shirts with phrases on
Minions
Leggings except as tights
Bling
Cold shoulder tops
Pointy black shoes

Dungarees. Dear god.

Tunics
Anything from fat face/white stuff/joules
Cold shoulder tops
Anything with fringing
Glittery tights- so wrong
Capri flares
Summer weight scarves
Black leather bag
Red/white/black together in any combo

Thing is, you say you will never wear them again until the fashion comes back round again. I said i would never wear bootcut (70s fashion) skinnies (80s fashion) Midi skirts, denim shirts, light denim anything, flowery big print dresses (70s) mini skirts etc etc etc. But guess what, I did cause they all came around again and again and they will continue to do that.

Birkenstocks and Crocs - too ugly. Mind you, I used to say the same about Uggs and I now have about 10 pairs.

jaunty scarves

Statement jewellery

Animal print
Leggings
Fat Face/Joules/Boden stuff
Gold jewellery
Skirts/dresses
Stone washed denim
Crocs
Birkenstocks
Uggs
Faux leather boots
Faux leather bag
False nails
Pointy shoes

High heels

I'm with niminy. No heels ever. Yuck.

Crocs and yellow.

Same here about the heels - never again. I like my feet and I like being able to use them

Crop tops
Trench coats
Gold (yellow or rose) jewellery
Non-leather shoes
Culottes
Maxi dresses
Maxi skirts
Fake tan

I can definitely say I'll never wear a crop top no matter how fashionable they are. Because if I couldn't wear one as a very slim 17 year old (skinny waist and big boobs resulted in crop top hanging tent like and the underside of my bra being visible because the tops didn't actually contain enough fabric to cover my boobs) then I definitely won't be wearing one now that I'm many years older and many inches wider. And I think everyone will benefit from my decision

Skinny jeans (look like a fat carrot)
Heels
Crop tops
Boob tubes
Mini skirts
Halter neck tops

Same here treacle. Surely they only actually work on about 2% of the population, and yet the shops are full of them!

Neon

Ah yes, crop top. Not in a million years. And whilst we're at it, body suits. I had one when they were last in fashion. Not ever again, no way.

Bias cut. Turns my curves into lumps. And anything brown. I have brown hair and eyes and feel like a massive jobby.

crop tops/jumpers/trousers
dungarees
culottes
tulle tutu skirts
boob tubes
uggs
crocs
doc martens
slogan t-shirt or sweatshirt
anything with spaghetti straps
smock tops
gypsy tops
cold-shoulder tops
tight polo neck jumpers
gladiator sandals
open toe boots
cowboy boots
tacky bling or 'statement' jewellery
over the knee boots (like Puss in Boots)
pencil skirts
short-sleeve shirts
double denim
t-shirts that aren't made of cotton
aztec prints
synthetic bomber jackets
anything that comes in two parts e.g. shirt with vest sewn in underneath
bodycon dresses
long cardigans
wondering what I do actually wear now!

Treaclesoda, I never post on this board but have to now, just to say, wow, wonderful description of me 20 years ago! I'd blocked it out along with a night out from hell in Bolton in 1997 wearing a turquoise very tight aqua marine blue, deep v neck top from Bay Trading. Thank feck for the breast reduction. As you were...

Crop tops, crocs, dungarees.

Blimey some long lists here! I think the only things I would categorically rule out are high heels and polo necks. And I can't ever see myself wearing mini skirts again. But that's about it. It's not just fashion that changes, your body and your colouring does too so different things suit you.

In my twenties, I'd have probably said 'never' to pencil skirts because I had no arse back then. Well I do now!

Animal print
Ugg boots
Gold jewellery
Dipped hem tops
Bolero cardigans
Waterfall cardigans
Anything with a brand name plastered over it
Neon colours

Trainers
Crocs
Ballet shoes
A line skirts
Tulip skirts
Combat/cargo trousers
Linen trousers/crops
Stone wash/bleached denim
Dungarees
Scarves unless it's freezing
Anything which requires strapless or no bra.
Tankinis
Lime green

Maxi dresses
Cropped flares/culottes
Open toe winter shoes
3/4 sleeves on coats or jumpers
Vest tops
Short shorts
Pink
High heels
Pleated skirts
Hats

Anything (other than a swimming costume) that cannot be worn with a bra

Pure white next to my face

Gold (the colour or the metal) except possibly for some kind of "themed" occasion

Full-length skinny jeans other than with boots (have big feet and bum!)

Very low-rise jeans

I'd like to say suits, but I suppose "never say never" when it comes to possible career changes

Those earrings that look like plugs

Shoe-boots

Pale lilac

Shiny man-made tops