Mascara help please!

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I'm sure this has been done but I've looked and I couldn't find anything sorry.
I'm looking for a mascara that might not actually exist. I need one that will be easy to apply (at 6am), stay on all day, make my blonde lashes look long and dark and lovely and be waterproof. And here's the thing, every single one I use seem to 'leak' even my current expensive Lancôme Hypnose waterproof giving me a pantomime dame look. Is it me?
Please help! Happy to invest in a really decent one but not quite sure where to go now.

This happens to most mascaras I try :(

The bourjois volume clubbing doesn't budge!
www.superdrug.com/Bourjois/Bourjois-Volume-Clubbing-Mascara-Absolute-Black/p/438030

OP a bit off topic but have you thought about getting your eyelashes dyed? I used to work with a strawberry blonde who would carry and apply mascara throughout the day. She finally took the plunge and never looked back. Apologies if you have considered and rejected already!

I'm currently using Clinique High Impact Extreme Volume in Extreme black. Thickens and lengthens my lashes plus it's a real effort to get off at the end of the day!

Blinc mascara only one that's ever worked for me. That's also a tubing one I believe.

Bourjois Une Seconde is in my opinion, better than They're Real as it's not so wet. I love the waterproof one as its hard wearing but comes off easily when I want it to.

Glad you liked the MF2000cal one OP.

I used the curved brush version which def elongates lashes. Maybe try that next time instead of the waterproof one? It find it stays put.