Are these nice?

[JuanPotatoTwo]

They are aren't they? Or are they?

www.asos.com/ASOS/ASOS-SAGA-Pointed-Heels/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=6121133&cid=12708&Rf900=1562&Rf-300=1902&sh=0&pge=11&pgesize=36&sort=-1&clr=Tortoise&totalstyles=524&gridsize=3

No.
They are not nice.

They're comfy though!

Yikes! Shouldn't there be warnings for this kind of thing?

Well, you know - different strokes for different folks.