Hell will freeze over before I post a pic of myself sporting this "do" 
Anyone remember the episode from Friends ...the one where Phoebe cuts Monica's hair like Demi Moore? Phoebe doesn't know what all the fuss is about saying "But, you DO look like Dudley Moore". When Monica sees it in the mirror she screams "I said DEMI Moore"
Well, it's like that. My 15 yr old DS was speechless, shook his head, and left the room.