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What would be 'bad taste'??

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themoon66 · 23/12/2006 23:25

Ok... been invited to a 'bad taste' party. What the hell do I wear, given that most things seem to be classed as 'quirky' or 'individual' these days, rather than bad taste???

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PinkTinsel · 23/12/2006 23:27

fur springs to mind

KezzaG · 23/12/2006 23:28

Or Prince Harry and a certain fancy dress faux par

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themoon66 · 23/12/2006 23:28

Fur? You trying to make me look fat?

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PinkTinsel · 23/12/2006 23:29

or t-shirt with a really dodgy slogan

nazi uniform a lá prince harry

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themoon66 · 23/12/2006 23:29

Yes.... the prince harry nazi look did cross my mind too

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PinkTinsel · 23/12/2006 23:29

snap kezza

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themoon66 · 23/12/2006 23:31

Might get a t-shirt printed with 'my dad went to Afghanistan and all I got was this fecking t-shirt'

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themoon66 · 23/12/2006 23:31

I dunno TBH, that's why I'm reaching out MN for help

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KezzaG · 23/12/2006 23:34

Is it in a particular place with a strong football connection? you could wear another teams strip. Think an arsenal fan would ifnd it in very bad taste if you rolled up in a Spurs top.

bournemouthbaublebabe · 23/12/2006 23:36

A ladette (hair in pineapple on head, lots of bling, too much makeup, etc.)

Or if it's really newsy topical bad taste, dare I say a hooker ...

KezzaG · 23/12/2006 23:38

Or really tight white trousers with dark full bummed knickers underneath. Camels hoof optional.

(Feel bad for snorting at hooker suggestion.)

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themoon66 · 23/12/2006 23:43

snorting at the camel hoof... not sure I could achieve that TBH

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themoon66 · 23/12/2006 23:44

Its in Lincoln... so football idea not really an option.

Am liking the ladette idea.

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brimfull · 24/12/2006 00:57

make sure you wear a thong and it shows!

WeWishUAMerryXmasNANappyNewYr · 24/12/2006 01:02

be a fur wearing, fox hunting, ladette/hooker with loads of bling bling, the tightest lycra trousers or those velvet tracksuit things and don't forget the slapper strands to go with the pineapple hair!

ledodgychristmasjumper · 24/12/2006 01:10

Is it soon? if so i'd be incline dto wear a really dodgy 'Christmas' jumper

caffeinequeen · 24/12/2006 01:22

Is it not also a combination of all of the above - so maybe proper bling as well - chav style?

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themoon66 · 24/12/2006 20:20

Its not till middle of January.... well past using a christmas theme.

Thank you for all your lovely vile suggestions

Am really thinking now that the best (worst) would be the fur wearing ladette.

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themoon66 · 24/12/2006 20:21

The fox hunter theme would be considered as VERY classy round these parts.... not what I need for this party.

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ediemcreedie · 24/12/2006 20:26

Those horrible juicy couture tracksuits with a vpl

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themoon66 · 24/12/2006 20:33

VPL is easy to achieve.... I have just the right amount of fat around my arse for knickers to dig in to required depth LOL

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SpicymulledSheraz · 24/12/2006 20:47

Vicky Pollard style/ or total squareie pleated skirt and nylon blous,etc

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