Rip this outfit apart!!!

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Going out for the first time in a long time - think bars, cocktails, clubbing if I don't fall asleep, all central London. Planning on wearing the following, but not feeling that confident. If you think it's inappropriate/dowdy/whatevs, link me up with something better!!! Budget:minimal

these shoes
these coated skinnies
this silk T

Googling tells me only “Camembert de Normandie” is protected. So I imagine an American producer can't say West Country cheddar for example but can say New York cheddar.

like the shoes - wrong for those trousers though.

These flats?

Wrong thread!

Don't wear camembert on your feet!

The shoes aren't good. They're a bit Grannyish.

I like the skinnies.

squoosh?

Or these heeled sandals?

Only got a size 6 left in the ones you linked bren so am going for muffin control!

I think the skinnies look quite cheap personally, I'd go for disco jeans for £19.

I really like the top if it's the one I think it is - the silk tshirt? Which colour did you get?

The shoes would be nice for the opera, but totally wrong for bars and clubs.

What about something like these?

Those sandals are terrible, so sorry OP! I will try and find some nice shoe/boots

Btw, I used to absolutely love Leigh jeans from topshop but have just discovered Joni and they are amazing for pulling in the muffin top m.topshop.com/h5/product?productId=21564856

Love the top. Don't like the funny little heel on the shoes. There are some nice looking sparkly heels on the New Look site.

LOVE the sandals twinkle - I want those but with a lower heel (am 6ft in socks so trying to avoid drag queen look).

Yes, silk T (mauve).

Cute flats

Cute and sparkly but maybe a bit, 'Little girl at a party' on the wrong person?

remus, you win. Have ordered the black flats.

Necklaces and bracelets are next on the list if anyone else is interested in making sure I don't go out looking like a knobber. I'm thinking ASOS/New Look prices.

Love the black leather flats Remus linked to.

Me too. Or these caged pointy metallic ballet flats

Ooh I like those silver flats too.

Ummm both? think I'd probably go for safe lack with black trousers though.

Necklace I love the look of this but must admit that my taste in jewellery can verge on the somewhat stupid.

Slightly more subtle

Love this but more expensive

I like this but might veer towards old lady at Butlins

like this one too warehouse necklace

Love the second one and the Coast one remus. Can totally do Old lady at Butlins non-chic

I like that too. Would sit between my norks in a v unflattering manner but great on a flatter chest.

Flat chest, I can do .

I love the multi tassel collar. That would look fab with the top.

You need a pop of colour though so get yourself a bright coloured clutch. I'd go for bright green or fushia pink.

Awesome, have fuchsia pink (was going to go for gold sequins rip off AH Valorie from Accessorize).