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You are in a cellar, everyone outside is dead, you are eating tinned peached BUT WHAT DO YOU WEAR?

61 replies

BrendaandEddie · 08/11/2015 17:03

Wink
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DorothyDove · 08/11/2015 17:12

Merrells. No doubt about it. And a Seasalt coat.

BrendaandEddie · 08/11/2015 17:12

FUCK NO PLEASE

You are in a cellar, everyone outside is dead, you are eating tinned peached BUT WHAT DO YOU WEAR?
OP posts:
LoadsaBlusher · 08/11/2015 17:14

Stockpiled collection of Jersey drape tops , 72 hours worth of skinny jeans ...

shutupanddance · 08/11/2015 17:14

Why bother with clothes? Everyone id deadWink

BrendaandEddie · 08/11/2015 17:17

pervert

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EnaSharplesHairnet · 08/11/2015 17:18

I think you can finally get away with a fleece and bootlegs.

MouldyPeach · 08/11/2015 17:22

Fashion a cloak out of my eaten cats' skins.

73dexter · 08/11/2015 17:31

Some sort of leather catsuit and boots. Accessorised with a sword to fend off zombies. And a £££ handbag. And a tin opener.

Marmitelover55 · 08/11/2015 17:33

Hope you've posted this on the prepping board as well Grin

CuttedUpPear · 08/11/2015 17:33

My best silk number

Iwasworried · 08/11/2015 17:37

Five designer handbags.

shutupanddance · 08/11/2015 17:39

pervert
Shock

ggirl · 08/11/2015 17:43

obviously a need for a Armageddon Style topic

SayAGreatBigThankyou · 08/11/2015 17:44

A rabbit onesie and joules wellies Grin

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 08/11/2015 17:46

Tinfoil, obviously. Head to toe. Grin

Iwasworried · 08/11/2015 17:46

I'll be the character who dies early on, in order to teach children a valuable lesson about materiality and superficiality.

IgnoreMeEveryOtherReindeerDoes · 08/11/2015 17:48

Leggings and a top I would of cropped to purposely show my arse

thenightsky · 08/11/2015 17:49

Ace thread Grin

Can we choose new stuff or do we have to wear what's currently in our wardrobe due to bomb dropping suddenly/zombies taking over Joules, etc?

73dexter · 08/11/2015 17:50

Brenda will be in sequin hotpants and a drapy top.

Silverstreaks · 08/11/2015 17:51

From the ground up.
Fuck off leather knee boots - well soled, worn in, with a low heel, brown.
M&S or Sainsburys no vpl shorts in lacey lime or bright heliotrope. These are knickers that fit my particular arse. Refer to previous bum eating knicker threads to find your best fit.
DP Eden jeggings, rust, brown or green. No front pockets but willing to overlook for practicality. Doesn't matter if they don't suit after running around for a while you're going to look just fine.
Soft leather brown utility belt with pocket storage for, tampons, toilet roll and Revlon lip butter in Candy Apple.
Good bra, probably Freya Patsy in black with cream polka dots, supportive and comfy. Refer to bra intervention threads well before the start of the peaches eating Zombie Apocalypse. Now is not the time to find you've got nothing up top and you're a half cup woman.
Cami/vest. Im thinking petrol blue.
Uniqlo heat tech long sleeved scoop neck top. Thin and warm. In mustard.
Thin man mad fibre jumper. Neutral colour.
Original Mumsnet scarf. Colour suitable for urban or woodland setting.
Oversized baker boy hat, leather fleece lined gloves and sunglasses.

Postchildrenpregranny · 08/11/2015 17:52

Layers

OnlyHereForTheCamping · 08/11/2015 17:53

I will be wearing the skin of my neighbours children probs

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 08/11/2015 17:58

I don't like tinned peaches. I reckon I'd last about an hour.

I like this = plenty of room in the back pack for anti-zombie stash and essential supplies of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Nakd Bars. Nice roll neck to protect jugular. All black to hide in shadows. Add boots, a biker jacket and black eyeliner.

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 08/11/2015 17:59

Btw - I hate to break it to you, but I think that the zombies have already invaded Joules...

GreenHamNoeggs · 08/11/2015 17:59

The peaches.