Does such a thing exist? Tasteful Christmas Jumper?

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The shops are slowly filling with the festive supply of Christmas Jumpers .
But I want something a bit less lairy, no unfestive colours (grey,pink,teal,lime green are not IMHO, Christmassy)

I really want something dark green or red, navy or black with some gold.

Needs to be a finer knit (Hot Flushes) and suitable for my age (49) and not too ££ because at the end of the day, it's a Christmas Jumper not couture.

So...............does it exist?
TIA

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BHS have a really nice cream jumper with red reindeers on it.

I need a maternity style Christmas jumper and this year if anyone has any links. Would prefer something tasteful, rather than a jokey 'christmas pud in the oven ' type pun.

a tasteful Christmas jumper is a contradiction in terms! you want max patterns, colours and so on.

no-one ever wears the thing for more than five minutes, anyway - they aren't practical for outdoors and too hot for indoors.

Collectif fan here. This one is available in green or navy:

www.collectif.co.uk/collectif-vintage-chrissie-fair-isle-jumper-p-cvaw140110-c-navy_sl_ivory.html

Or you might like this one

www.collectif.co.uk/collectif-vintage-chrissie-deer-jumper-p-vaw150106a-c-blue.html

M&S I have seen this instore and it is lovely.

Just came on to say Tk maxx.

That M&S one is lovely, I tried it on yesterday. But I would say it is quite warm, and no good if you are in any way tall, which I am.

No it was too short for me too but I am tall and have a long torso and struggle to find jumpers that fit nicely anyway

Asda have jumper dresses in their winter / Christmas range

Thanks for the eBay link Poosey, I have just ordered the penguin one. Not even slightly subtle but I like it .

Autumn2014 - have you looked at the swing dresses? They are really more tunic tops than dresses & might be good with a bump? They don't all have festive penguins on .

Last year I got a lovely lightweight grey one with a tasteful deer on it with a few sequins from Next,
Maybe they will do something similar this year

This one is nice, but ending very soon!! [http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Womens-fluffy-Christmas-Snowflake-jumper-/201450665849?hash=item2ee7653779:g:wN0AAOSw~bFWIkmy]

sorry!

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Womens-fluffy-Christmas-Snowflake-jumper-/201450665849?hash=item2ee7653779:g:wN0AAOSw~bFWIkmy

Topshop usually do a couple of lovely ones, and Next usually do some long-sleeved top versions that are cheaper and cooler (temperature-wise).

apparently, ds would like a jumper 'like Ron's in Harry Potter'.

I cant knit.

anyone know where I could find one, inexpensively?

(sorry, slightly related to thread as I was asking him about a 'Christmas Jumper')

www.joules.com/Women/Jumpers-Cardigans/Chrissie/Festive-Intarsia-Knit-Jumper/Navy?id=T_CHRISSIE|NAVY maybe?

I like this one with robins on, it's fairly subtle.
www.debenhams.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/prod_10701_10001_034020540060_-1

The more tasteless the better ... If you are going to do something, you might as well do it properly!

Isn't the whole point of Christmas jumpers that they are tacky/tasteless ? In fact the tackier and more tasteless the better? Think Bridget Jones

Asda had some, tiny gingerbread men and something else I cant remember!

[http://www.peacocks.co.uk/christmas-shop/christmas-jumpers/womens.html Peacocks]]

Boo. try again

Yes Postchildrenpregranny, absolutely! Personally, I can't wait to wear something incredibly tacky this Christmas. I might go all out and don the most kitsch jumper I can find, set it off with some antlers and drape myself in tinsel!

If you go for cheap, you tend to get acrylic, which doesn't mix especially well with hot flushes!

Debenhams have some cute ones, worth a look. Rather like these robins (but no way is that model a 32C! I thought Debenhams fitted bras properly.)
www.debenhams.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/prod_10701_10001_034020540060_-1

These penguins are cute, too
www.debenhams.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/prod_10701_10001_034020540203_-1