Have given up on jeans as they just never never fit, plus there's the extra bulkage of pockets just where you don't need it.
I hate the creased yet baggy look of my be-jeaned lap when I sit down (and I can't even see the rear view).
Ideally I'd like something stretchy with a yoga trouser shape (so basically bootleg leggings) but not leggings material. I bet the feckers don't exist.