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is it the FASHION (sigh) for adult females to wear football socks

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UnderWitnessProtectionCod · 30/11/2006 16:05

ok ds1 and i at leisure centre
in comes VERY attractive woman ages 30 all hair nails sunbed tan and firm thighs
waergin

sweatshirt(ok)
tiny hotpants( ok)

trianers(ok)
aj white full lenght football socks

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UnderWitnessProtectionCod · 30/11/2006 16:06

please

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WhyDooLittleStarsShine · 30/11/2006 16:06

Not okay

AlgernonGetYerTubaOut · 30/11/2006 16:06

They want to look like Soccer AM Soccerettes (usually minging with either bandy legs or thunderthighs and v obv lipliner)

UnderWitnessProtectionCod · 30/11/2006 16:07

thast the one

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UnderWitnessProtectionCod · 30/11/2006 16:07

dare i google them

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UnderWitnessProtectionCod · 30/11/2006 16:08

FLIPPING NORA!!! MISS ASOTNVILLA IS A MING|ER

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AlgernonGetYerTubaOut · 30/11/2006 16:11

Thewy always have corned beef legs too

MascaraOHaraIncredibleSheHulk · 30/11/2006 16:12

They all think they're posing for Zoo or Nuts... weird imho

WonderCod · 30/11/2006 16:12

oh yes

ledodgychristmasjumper · 30/11/2006 16:14

Look who's arsenal's!

AlgernonGetYerTubaOut · 30/11/2006 16:15

Is it me or does the lighting make Chantelle look like a pantomime hag in that pic ?

MascaraOHaraIncredibleSheHulk · 30/11/2006 16:17

she isn't a pantomime hag?!?

WonderCod · 30/11/2006 16:17

lol they are MINGOID

Rummum · 30/11/2006 16:20

Was she a football coach and therefor... working?

WonderCod · 30/11/2006 16:21

no she played squash

MascaraOHaraIncredibleSheHulk · 30/11/2006 16:26

she played squash, in hotpants?? gosh that's brave.. all that jumping around, hope she'd had a good trim!

JoolsToo · 30/11/2006 16:30

do you think Miss ManU looks a bit like Boris or will she thump me?

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