Need to lose 4 stone by next saturday...

[dhw]

Can I do it?!!! Going to be in the audience of "An audience with Take That" this is the biggest moment of my life (bar getting married and having my ds I guess). I need to lose 4 stone. How can I disguise my excess weight cleverly?

Just wear a bra and really tight jeans. Jump up and down a lot. No one will notice any extra weight.

Will watch this with great interest as I need to 'lose' about the same before Christmas

Ohhhh sorry, this isn't for a concert this is for a tv programme?

Wear a fetching hat at a jaunty angle. That should do the trick.

um

You are admitting on a public forum that you are going to be on "An Audience with Take That"?

Whoah

Respect

I know dhw, I have the answer to all of this.
You're "problems" will be solved in one easy move.

Let me have the ticket and I'll go instead.

Did you havea nice time? and would we have spotted you...??

PMSL ....can SOOOOOO relate to this (though not because of an audience with )

Buy an all in one body 3 sizes too small......squeeze yourself into it...then watch the excess wobble out of the top and on the thighs..that's what I usually do !!!!