I have a moustache

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A fine, blonde moustache.
It glistens in the sunshine.

How do I get rid of it?

I don't want to make it worse and it grows back dark, course and angry.

I'd rather an at home thing than a salon thing. I'd actually keep it if I had to go to a salon

Please help!

I have had my whole face threaded in the middle of the shopping centre ( I have very little shame).

I have and would recommend the epistick. Once you get the hang of it it works really well. It can't grow back dark unless it was always dark, how would that work? Your hair colour doesn't change when you cut it does it?

Nads facial hair removal cream. Takes 5 minutes, no redness, no pain, cheap as chips.