Been invited to a wedding in late September.
Invite says that no heels are permitted and threatens plastic slippers for people who forget.
What the buggery do I wear on my feet? What kind of length do I go for with aforementioned shoes so that I don't look a frumpy frumpington?
I'm a size 14-16, 5'9, large bust and arse, fairly good waist. Blonde, very very fair skinned. Slightly gnarly toes from having broken them as a teenager.
Help!