He said "flicky would look nice" so now I have a head shaped like a child's drawing of a Christmas tree

[FrannyandZooey]

ooh is it like madonna's?

Best thing in these situations is to just 'go with it', F&Z!

Perhaps design some festive decorations to bedeck your swanky new 'do'?

Hey don't worry, it won't look the same when you do it yourself. I quite often wash my hair as soon as I get home from hairdresser's.

Well I thought Madonna when he said it

However this would look better on a drag queen I think

dp is going to choke himself laughing, unless I can be arsed to sort it out before he gets home

stick a few baubles in it and a bit of tinsel

and there you go

go for some fairy lights too

you will be the talk of the town

Madonna looks like a drag queen herself though

at least I have the body to go with it

straight and knobbly

Ah don't drag Madonna down with me (no pun intended)

she looks alright

Och sorry - it's just her jawline sometimes...
Her hair is v nice though

what so you look like an arrow now

stick thin bod with crimbo tree head pmsl

It was the trainee. I asked him how long he had been doing it and he said "4 weeks". Cue appalled Franny. He said "Don't worry, I was a hairdresser before.....just a really bad and sloppy one."

I think he needs to work on his customer relations, perhaps

Actually, I think the cut is probably very nice, and I did tell him to do "something different" with the blow dry. It's just that I can't be arsed to wash it for at least 3 days so I will look like a Christmas tree or....what's those long haired posh dogs called? a red setter?...until then

bung some carmen rollers in it and you can be all glam

ohhh put up a pic pleeease

does DS like it ? (did he cope with nursery ?)

lol - I sat and watched that celebrity hairdresser thing last night... are you sure he wasn't one of them??

It'll be fine by the time you wash it yourself.

Ds was too tired to notice!

He was fine, thank you

I can't be arsed to do a pic. Just think of a big flicky blonde Christmas tree and that's it.

wimp

I bet you did go to Celeb Scissorhands. I'll watch tonight to see if there is a Christmas Tree head rambling about mooncups and wnaky baskets

Did you ever seen the film Georgie Girl ? As soon as she came home from the hairdressers she would stick her head in a bucket of water.

i was thinking that, did steve strange do it! he seems a little jittery

I have no clue what most of you are on about but yes, an Afghan hound, that's the one

Here you go, this is me