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is this the world's most unflattering dress?

27 replies

ElizabethHoover · 14/04/2015 14:26

www.coast-stores.com/glamour-bow-dress-petite/all-dresses/coast/fcp-product/1447789?locale=en

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IAmcuriousyellow · 14/04/2015 14:28

Yes! Yes it is! It even looks vile on the model. It's a corker.

youmakemydreams · 14/04/2015 14:33

What on earth is that??? It is awful and I have pretty rubbish taste in clothes. It's nice from the back but I'm not sure I could hide my shock of someone turned round to face me and they were wearing it.
I'm going to a weddig this weekend someone wi be wearing it now.

squoosh · 14/04/2015 14:35

Looks like a huge comedy moustache rather than a bow. And what strumpet would want a gentleman's moustache anywhere near their nethers?

The very thought.

Nabootique · 14/04/2015 14:36

I always chuckle at a PP then see that it's squoosh Grin

That dress is an insult to dresses.

WickedWax · 14/04/2015 14:38

"this is a stand out style sure to turn heads", well they got that bit right.

tethersend · 14/04/2015 15:03

Oh wow, that's um... Well it's err... I can't even...

KoalaDownUnder · 14/04/2015 15:11

I really like it.

KoalaDownUnder · 14/04/2015 15:12

LIES Grin

Kill it with fire.

ThinkIveBeenHacked · 14/04/2015 15:13

Its awful. Agree with the Tache comparisons. Shame on Coast who usually always get it right.

NoelHeadbands · 14/04/2015 15:17

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is this the world's most unflattering dress?
CloserToFiftyThanTwenty · 14/04/2015 15:19

£165 for a white dress you can see your knickers through! Shock

TiedUpWithString · 14/04/2015 15:56

There are going to be a lot of those in the outlet shops.

TheHappinessTrap · 14/04/2015 16:50

That made me laugh out loud!

Original poster
ElizabethHoover · 14/04/2015 17:05

it draws huge attention to the bit most women try to MINIMISE

You can just imagine your Dad at a family wedding, making dad type jokes about the bow

OP posts:
lurkingaround · 14/04/2015 18:18

[howl] It's fairly vile.

Greengardenpixie · 14/04/2015 18:22

The description is ridiculous!

his is a stand out style sure to turn heads. The Glamour Bow Dress Petite is subtly tailored to shape your curves

Turn head for the wrong reason!!! subtly tailored er, nothing subtle about it! Confused

badRoly · 14/04/2015 18:24

It's quite nice from the back...

BallroomWithNoBalls · 14/04/2015 18:28

Lol at fake moustache Grin

Truly hideous.

HesterShaw · 14/04/2015 18:42

How odd! I usually look through their website liking every single one.

Do you think someone was having an April Fool?

burnishedsilver · 14/04/2015 19:07

On the hanger its gorgeous. On a person, not so much.

LynetteScavo · 14/04/2015 19:15

I think it was designed by a 12yo who decided they might like to be a fashion designer when they grow up.

CloserToFiftyThanTwenty · 15/04/2015 02:56

Perhaps this would make a good companion dress...?

Crossfitmyarse · 15/04/2015 03:39

Goog God that's absolutely hideous. What were they thinking? Shock

KissyBoo · 15/04/2015 13:37

Ooohh! That IS spesh-shall

It is just me or does that bow look like a pair of drawn curtains showcasing the minge area?

Ta-da! check out ma foof said no woman ever

DidoTheDodo · 15/04/2015 15:17

It is a piece of awfulness that could only be made worse if it was in neon pink and yellow.

I actually laughed.

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