I'm a size 18, and a tad top heavy. I've been invited to a posh frocks do on Friday and nightmare of nightmares have nothing to wear. So, a 5 day starvation diet and a couple of mad shopping sprees are in order. I have no clue what style would suit me though, so if anyone else out there has gone through the same dilemma and has lived to tell the tale please help! If it helps, I have naff legs, but a pretty tattoo on the top of my back, I'm 5'5", with short -ish hair. So if anyone knows of the perfect dress for me I will send them some Spongebob Lego, as I know it's in big demand in the UK!!