I have a 5-month old baby who ha decided that 5.40am is the pinnacle moment of the day and that I simply must be awake to appreciate it too. 
My eyes have layers of bags and the dark circles are like pissholes in the snow.
Tomorrow I'm going to a wedding and dammit I want to look vaguely good. I have had hair & beauty treatments galore in the past few days but haven't done anything to the ol' peepers (surgery is probably my only option but it's off the table only because I can't afford it).
So. HELP. What remedies do you have??? I will hang upside down, apply cold fruit, dunk my eyes in tea or buy any patch mask gel you recommend.
*eternal gratitude to anyone who responds