Argh! mothercare maternity bra fitting advice

[AnythingNotEverything]

I just received an email from Mothercare, asking if I needed a new maternity bra yet. They suggested I follow this link:

I got as far as "Add 5 invokes to your band measurements" and had to turn it off!

I got that email too- not good!

raaarrrrrgh!!!! They've been told, repeatedly and loudly.