Hi there - thanks to a member of this forum, I've found Vivienne Westwood makes my perfect dress:
www.selfridges.com/en/anglomania-tigris-crepe-dress_170-3002225-1159514/?previewAttribute=Black
But I really can't justify the expense and I'm not sure if I'd fit in even the biggest size (XXL) at a size 18.
Are there any budget alternatives that do the same kind of relaxed/casual style (without looking like I'm wearing a sack)?