Wahey! Just seen a fashion classic

[FrannyandZooey]

A woman wearing city shorts with footless tights underneath.

I instantly thought "Must tell Mumsnet"

Then, "If only she had been wearing Crocs as well."

she wasn't wearing a dress over the top too was she?

No but she had a Croydon facelift and was smoking a massive spliff

ankle boots?

No they were those sort of flat slip on shoes with no back, erm, mules?

Oh and an ankle bracelet! And a short little parka thing with a furry hood. It was quite an outfit. I thought about lying about the Crocs, but then thought no, I mustn't gild the lily

I'm impressed by your honesty Sounds stunning!

and to think I would have missed it, if I hadn't have looked up to see where the overpowering smell of hashish was coming from

'gild the lily'...love that.