I don't get any of it
Anyway here I am again. They really are rather bizarre, and not very trendy, but they are certainly different and used to make me smile a lot
Right there are some sensible clothes too.
Sz 12 proper Maternity jeans from Next in a bootcut style, over the bump has a soft pouch and they are in a dark blue denim colour. They are pretty long, I don't know how tall you are.
Polo neck black skinny rib type jumper size 18 from M+S, fitted nicely to show off my bump
Long sleeve black top from DPs, size 16, has pretty shaped neck line, quite flattering over bump
Black combat maternity trousers size 12, from DPerkins, have adjustable waist, quite light material, lots of pockets, zips at bottom etc. Quite long again.
A sort of long chiffony sort of shirt, black, with (ie calf length on me and I am tall), with splits up the side, quite dressy and chic, you would wear it over a strappy top and some nice trousers I would think, for going out?
And finally stripy multi coloured knee socks for wearing with the pinafore dress.
Tell me if you want photos of anything and I will understand if none of it is your cup of tea.