M&S better not have those distorting mirrors that make you look slimmer...

[TwoInTheMourning]

because the view I got of my derrière today was so spectacularly distressing, that after having the app in my phone for two years, today I have finally started the couch to 5K training. I hope this time I do it for real.

Was it one of the changing room mirrors that gives you a back view? My arse looks appalling in those (in m&s only). I know it's a bit on the flat side but it looks like a flat square in m&s.

I'm an apple shape so it's usually the view of my stomach that I'm not overly keen on - arse not too much off a problem, but in m&s it looks grim.

Yes, every single view; awful just awful. And the lighting... really it couldn't be any more unflattering. Still, I guess they've done me a favour!!