What so I wear to a summer music festival?

[Spurtle]

I am 27 not really, am 35 but refuse to admit it. What do I wear to festivals this year?????

I've been VIP at festivals.
Its mostly blaggers like myself. Shorts and converse if the weather is good. Maybe a dress and cowboy boots if its really OK.

Wellies. Waterproof trousers and a north face waterproof coat if its raining.

I'd wear a feminine patterned play suit or dress, and slightly heeled comfy cowboy boots. I always regret it if I attempt sandals, so boots are my must-have, doesn't need to be wellies but check they're watertight. Big sunnies. Light parka for later. Flowers round head a bit teenage / try hard unless you're Kate Bosworth I think.

Edit - dress not play suit , just remembered loos

I've perfected the art do pulling the gusset (vile word!) to one side and power pissing to avoid splashes

Art of that should have been!