I've got footless tights on. Do I look like a great big piece of mutton?

[FrannyandZooey]

Hmm?

Ddid I want to say that?????

I have not got a leopard print dress, Boris, my god, even I know I would need to be 23 to get away with that one. It's a black and white dress that we have called the zebra dress, but it isn't really zebra either.

PMSL at the thought of you in a leopard print dress AND the black legging!

Maybe not aye love!!!